(this joke is also from 1998)
Saddam Hussein called President Clinton and said: "Bill, I called you
because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of
America,
and it was beautiful and all top of every building, there was a flag."
Clinton said:"Saddam, what flag was that?"
Saddam said: "It was the flag of the glorious country of Iraq of course".
Clinton said: "You know, Saddam, I'm really glad you called because last
night I also had a dream. I could see all of Bagdad, and it was even more
beautiful than before the war, it had been completely rebuilt. And just
like in your dream, there was a flag on every building."
Saddam said: "Oh yeah Bill, so what did these flags say?"
Clinton replied: "I really don't know, Saddam , I can't read Hebrew!"
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